Checkmate Fans Pillows

'It's my cheque, mate.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Jumping cheerleaders

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

Frankie and Annette.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Going well!'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Pot and Kettle

Moral compass 2003

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."