Checkmate Fans Gifts

'It's my cheque, mate.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Jumping cheerleaders

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

The partisan cafe

George Will

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

Frankie and Annette.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Pot and Kettle

Moral compass 2003

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'