Checkmate Challenger Gifts

Man vs. machine

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Do not think outside the box!

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

10 items or less

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

'Remember talk is cheap.' - 'Yeah, until I walked into your office.'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

Conference Against Racism, Intolerance and Exclusion

"King me!"

Chess Disagreements

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"I appreciate the new campaign finance laws, but I miss the thrill of getting around the old ones."

'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'

Black Sheep

Price check on (barcode)!

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

'Scram! Beat it! Get off the court!'