Cheating Disclosure Pillows

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Robert prays for the answers."

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

"You always show up at the WORST possible time!"

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

Cheating at golf.

Bull fighter with a gun

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

There's someone else, isn't there?

Well, I told you she fancied me!

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

"Really?

Spiro & Pusho plays table tennis

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Facebook Hourglass

"I started a new diet yesterday."

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

'I've made a terrible mistake, Brian - The girls at work said he was great in bed, but he's just as useless as you!'

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."