Cheating Scandal Pillows

There's someone else, isn't there?

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Panama Papers Scandal

Tennis corruption

Horse meat scandal.

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

"Was it something I said. . ?"

Stormy Daniels Full Disclosure

"Robert prays for the answers."

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

January and February 1998

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

The president drops in for a brief inspection