Cheating Chronicles Fan Pillows

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Trump returns home

Mary Trump

This time...War on Terrorism.

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Tennis corruption

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"The president's parade"

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

Anthony Trollope

Scandal Du Jour

As one of my last ceremonial functions... I now pardon these killers of unarmed men, women and children...

Trumpy the Pig

"Your actions are tanking both the Dow and the porn industry."

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

Not so tricky, Dick.

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Clinton titles his book.

'Cover up! What cover up?'