Cheating Chronicles Fan Pillows

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Trump returns home

This time...War on Terrorism.

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Tennis corruption

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"The president's parade"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Anthony Trollope

Scandal Du Jour

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

Trumpy the Pig

"Your actions are tanking both the Dow and the porn industry."

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

Clinton titles his book.

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

'Cover up! What cover up?'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Not so tricky, Dick.

'This is the most humble day of my life!'