Cheating Enthusiast Pillows

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

When clowns are hunting.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The life of penguins.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Barnyard humor.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"