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"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The life of penguins.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'