Cheating Pillows

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

Cheating at golf.

"Robert prays for the answers."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'The pitcher tested negative for steroids. The pitcher's mound we're not too sure about.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Retirement became the obvious decision.

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

"You always show up at the WORST possible time!"

Bull fighter with a gun

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

There's someone else, isn't there?

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Well, I told you she fancied me!

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

"Really?

Spiro & Pusho plays table tennis

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"I started a new diet yesterday."