Caught Cheating Pillows

"You always show up at the WORST possible time!"

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Robert prays for the answers."

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

Cheating at golf.

This department will not countenance the back stab.

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

Bull fighter with a gun

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Spying on the Football Match

There's someone else, isn't there?

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

"Really?

Spiro & Pusho plays table tennis

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

X marks the spot.