Catching A Cheating Partner Pillows

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'Right, how can I help you?'

'Get your hands off my husband.'

"Robert prays for the answers."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

"Your husband is fooling around."

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

"You always show up at the WORST possible time!"

'The first wives club'

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Cheating at golf.

This department will not countenance the back stab.

"So you think I should just ignore it?"

There's someone else, isn't there?

'No, Keith. It isn't just the same as me bringing Teddy to bed!'

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"Really?

Spiro & Pusho plays table tennis

"The wife is out 3 evenings a week with her driving instructor. I wouldn't mind but she passed her test in 1983!"

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

Another Case of Domestic Violins.