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'They're all addresssed to 'Turn Gold into Cash' Cell 306, West Wing.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The life of penguins.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'