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Sadly, Harper had never heard of the Nigerian letter scam.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

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"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Pretending To Care

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

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P.T. Barnum as a child.

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

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"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

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