Scam Aware Pillows

'I made loads of money by not doing TV quizzes.'

A young Don King

You Are Here

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"I'm the designated driver."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Whoops!'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Gone Phishing

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Warning! Contains Salt...

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"