Scam Aware Gifts

'I made loads of money by not doing TV quizzes.'

A young Don King

You Are Here

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Wall Street...

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

'Whoops!'

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"I'm the designated driver."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Gone Phishing

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

Warning! Contains Salt...

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'