Scam Awareness Trainer Gifts

"Attention - today we're using British accents, and we're doing the bank scam."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Ask Sadie

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Pretending To Care

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Amateur Spam.

'Damn! I think the FCA have rumbled us.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

P.T. Barnum as a child.

'I did it at the skill centre'

'This is sounds of the ocean. For a $25 pledge, we'll send you a recording of 'Sounds of the Tsunami'.....'

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

STIMULUS PACKAGE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE, 'Okay, we'll take the part out about the Nigerian banker's widow.'