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A young Don King

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

I'd rather be phishing.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Whoops!'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"I'm the designated driver."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Warning! Contains Salt...

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."