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If You Deposit $10,000 In The Account Of An African Prince We'll Give You A Million Dollars!

A young Don King

You Are Here

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Wall Street...

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

I'd rather be phishing.

Goal!

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Whoops!'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"I'm the designated driver."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Warning! Contains Salt...

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"