Cybercrime Awareness Pillows

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

I'd rather be phishing.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Music Piracy

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

Super Highwayman.

'Most businesses point their CCTV cameras at property they want to protect. . . not at what they want to watch on the webcam...'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

I think I'm being cyber stalked.

Spray Can of Violence

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."

Pull yourself together, get over it and move on.

"Billy has become quite active in class sharing."

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

Alcohol, Violence and Crime

'You've got BlakcMail!'

A Walk sign for Stalkers.

'I made loads of money by not doing TV quizzes.'

'Oh good Lord! 'Tourists'? I thought you said 'Terrorists'!'

"Okay, folks, you win!"

Online Hooligan

Violence in television,

"OMG! What a tragedy, I forgot my camera!"

"Why not sell it? What have I ever done for me?"

Fake medical receipt

"Uh, oh! We've got a problem! This safe has a childproof lock."