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Swindler's List

'They're all addresssed to 'Turn Gold into Cash' Cell 306, West Wing.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The life of penguins.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Barnyard humor.

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'