Cheating Scandal Gifts

There's someone else, isn't there?

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Panama Papers Scandal

Goal!

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Which One is Pulling Out?

Horse meat scandal.

Tennis corruption

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

Stormy Daniels Full Disclosure

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

January and February 1998

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Was it something I said. . ?"

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

"Robert prays for the answers."

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."