Cheating Controversy Lovers Gifts

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump returns home

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mary Trump

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Gulliver's Travails

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

VW scandal

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Tennis corruption

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"