Cheating Stories Fan Gifts

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Cat Burglar

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Ask A Silly Question.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Romulus and Remus

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Moses as a mobster.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

The growing problem of employee theft.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.