Cheating Stories Fan Prints

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Moby Dick

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

The evidence destroyed

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Romulus and Remus

Moses as a mobster.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

The growing problem of employee theft.

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.