Women's Stories Fan Gifts

'It's been so long since I've been laid I hardly remember how to fake an orgasm.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Moby Dick

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Ask A Silly Question.

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Back in the News, men are paid more than women."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'