Unexpected Day-off Celebrator Pillows

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Shirker ant.

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

Christmas jig

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

"Was it something I said?"

Lie down - have a rest.