Cheap Travel Chuckler Gifts

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Expensive greeting cards.

World of Cow.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Europe on $5000 a day.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"