Cheap Travel Chuckler Gifts

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

World of Cow.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Expensive greeting cards.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Europe on $5000 a day.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Their lowest cost vacation yet.