Cheap Date Humorist Gifts

Looking for a hilarious gift for the cheap date humorist? Celebrate the art of fun and affordability with a quirky present that sparks laughter. Whether they're a master of budget-friendly romance or just love a good joke, these playful gifts add humor to every date. Find something cheerful and lighthearted that shows you get their sense of humor and appreciation for clever wit. It’s the perfect way to make their dating stories even more memorable.

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..." mockup

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

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Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

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'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.' mockup

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

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Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide mockup

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

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"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change." mockup

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

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'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.' mockup

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

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Budget reaction.

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"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein." mockup

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

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"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?" mockup

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

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"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..." mockup

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

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"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride." mockup

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

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"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal." mockup

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

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'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.' mockup

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

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Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body. mockup

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

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"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!" mockup

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

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"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?" mockup

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

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'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.' mockup

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

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He's Tasty!

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"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'." mockup

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

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"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified." mockup

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

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"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?" mockup

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

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Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again! mockup

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

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"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?" mockup

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

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"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."

"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there." mockup

"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."

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"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?" mockup

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

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'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

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Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.' mockup

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

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"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"When you called yourself a playboy...." mockup

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

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Cheap Date Humorist Gifts Collection

Cheap Date Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the cheap date humorist, filled with witty quotes that will make their coffee breaks more amusing.

Cheap Date Humorist Pillows

Find humorous pillows that celebrate the lighter side of spending and dating—perfect for adding humor to any cozy space.

Cheap Date Humorist Prints

Discover prints full of clever sayings about cheap dates, ideal for decorating a playful and humorous home or office space.

Cheap Date Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts designed for the budget-conscious humorist, offering a playful twist on dating and money.