Chatty Cattleman Gifts

Zoom Rodeos

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Motorherd

'Yak, yak, yak.'

High Riders of the Old West

"They’re real."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"..Not cloudy all day."

Hedge of two moo cows

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"God, I hate cows."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'I like Cattle.'

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

They're short of staff!

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?