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Zoom Rodeos

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Motorherd

High Riders of the Old West

"They’re real."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

World of Cow.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Hedge of two moo cows

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"God, I hate cows."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

They're short of staff!

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'I like Cattle.'

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.