Chat-up Line Critics Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any space with pillows featuring witty critiques of chat-up lines. Great for decorating a fun, relaxed environment and sparking conversations.

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You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you...

You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you... mockup

You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you... mockup

You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you... mockup

You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you... mockup

You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you...

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'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

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"I miss expense accounts."

"I miss expense accounts." mockup

"I miss expense accounts." mockup

"I miss expense accounts." mockup

"I miss expense accounts." mockup

"I miss expense accounts."

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"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time." mockup

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time." mockup

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time." mockup

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time." mockup

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

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'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? ' mockup

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? ' mockup

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? ' mockup

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? ' mockup

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

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"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?" mockup

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?" mockup

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?" mockup

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?" mockup

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

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'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.' mockup

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.' mockup

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.' mockup

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.' mockup

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

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"My wife doesn't understand you."

"My wife doesn't understand you." mockup

"My wife doesn't understand you." mockup

"My wife doesn't understand you." mockup

"My wife doesn't understand you." mockup

"My wife doesn't understand you."

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'I'm in the bog!'

'I'm in the bog!' mockup

'I'm in the bog!' mockup

'I'm in the bog!' mockup

'I'm in the bog!' mockup

'I'm in the bog!'

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'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?' mockup

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?' mockup

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?' mockup

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?' mockup

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

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'They say TV kills the art of conversation...'

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...' mockup

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...' mockup

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...' mockup

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...' mockup

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...'

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'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?' mockup

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?' mockup

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?' mockup

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?' mockup

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

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'So...do you bum here often?'

'So...do you bum here often?' mockup

'So...do you bum here often?' mockup

'So...do you bum here often?' mockup

'So...do you bum here often?' mockup

'So...do you bum here often?'

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'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.' mockup

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.' mockup

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.' mockup

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.' mockup

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

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'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'

'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!' mockup

'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!' mockup

'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!' mockup

'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!' mockup

'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'

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"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money." mockup

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money." mockup

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money." mockup

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money." mockup

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

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"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?" mockup

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?" mockup

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?" mockup

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?" mockup

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

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How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then? mockup

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then? mockup

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then? mockup

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then? mockup

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?

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'I play a lot of sports.'

'I play a lot of sports.' mockup

'I play a lot of sports.' mockup

'I play a lot of sports.' mockup

'I play a lot of sports.' mockup

'I play a lot of sports.'

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'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.' mockup

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.' mockup

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.' mockup

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.' mockup

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'

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"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers."

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers." mockup

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers." mockup

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers." mockup

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers." mockup

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers."

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"I told you never to call me at this number."

"I told you never to call me at this number." mockup

"I told you never to call me at this number." mockup

"I told you never to call me at this number." mockup

"I told you never to call me at this number." mockup

"I told you never to call me at this number."

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'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.'

'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.' mockup

'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.' mockup

'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.' mockup

'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.' mockup

'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.'

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"Spare a little something for an out of work chat-line girl?"

"Spare a little something for an out of work chat-line girl?" mockup

"Spare a little something for an out of work chat-line girl?" mockup

"Spare a little something for an out of work chat-line girl?" mockup

"Spare a little something for an out of work chat-line girl?" mockup

"Spare a little something for an out of work chat-line girl?"

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Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you?

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you? mockup

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you? mockup

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you? mockup

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you? mockup

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you?

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"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?" mockup

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?" mockup

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?" mockup

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?" mockup

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

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Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations. mockup

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations. mockup

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations. mockup

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations. mockup

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.

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'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!'

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!' mockup

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!' mockup

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!' mockup

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!' mockup

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!'

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Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'?

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'? mockup

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'? mockup

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'? mockup

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'? mockup

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'?

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'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!'

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!' mockup

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!' mockup

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!' mockup

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!' mockup

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!'

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'Ever hear the one about the travelling salesman, with £100 and a girl he met in a pub?.'

'Ever hear the one about the travelling salesman, with £100 and a girl he met in a pub?.' mockup

'Ever hear the one about the travelling salesman, with £100 and a girl he met in a pub?.' mockup

'Ever hear the one about the travelling salesman, with £100 and a girl he met in a pub?.' mockup

'Ever hear the one about the travelling salesman, with £100 and a girl he met in a pub?.' mockup

'Ever hear the one about the travelling salesman, with £100 and a girl he met in a pub?.'

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Chat-up Line Critics Pillows Collection

Chat-up Line Critics Mugs

Looking for more clever gifts? Check out our collection of mugs perfect for the humorously inclined, especially those who love critique and satire.

Chat-up Line Critics Prints

Decorate your space with prints that celebrate the comedy of chat-up line critiques and clever romantic jabs.

Chat-up Line Critics T-Shirts

Want to wear your wit? Browse our t-shirt selection featuring funny takes on chat-up line criticism for a lighthearted look.