Chat-up Line Aficionado Pillows

'I play a lot of sports.'

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'The King of what?'

Fresh fish

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

"My wife doesn't understand you."

"May I write a poem about you?"

Dog Chatlines...

Airport Literature

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

Hi, just thought I'd touch base...

Yes, I'm sitting down, Sally

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'

'So...do you bum here often?'

'I'm on the throne!'

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'