Chat-up Line Aficionado Pillows

'I play a lot of sports.'

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'The King of what?'

Fresh fish

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

Dog Chatlines...

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

"My wife doesn't understand you."

Airport Literature

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

'So...do you bum here often?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'I'm on the throne!'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

Hi, just thought I'd touch base...

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'