Chat-up Line Champion Pillows

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Dadonomics

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

Small Talk Outlet

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"He can't stop digressing."

'I'm in the bog!'

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"My wife doesn't understand you."

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'What do you call two fat people having a chat?'

'So...do you bum here often?'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

"When you're through playing Earth Mother, you've got a call on Line 2."

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers."

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'

'I play a lot of sports.'

"Of course I come here often. I'm the barmaid!"