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'So...do you bum here often?'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

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'Do you come here often?'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

"You had me at hell."

"My wife doesn't understand you."

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your apartment? You might be...your face certainly looks familiar.

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

Bad Pickup Lines #178

"Hi, I'm an archaeologist. So your life is in ruins."

'Sorry, I don't date men with necks bigger than my waistline.'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

"Deep down I'm really shallow."