Chat Line Collector Pillows

'Look out-here comes another 'My wife doesn't understand me'!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Nuts to you, too."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Do you come here often?'

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"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

Listenin' in

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Life before mobile phones

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'