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'Look out-here comes another 'My wife doesn't understand me'!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Try his land line.'

'Do you come here often?'

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'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Hiya, spaceman.'

Listenin' in

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Life before mobile phones