Chat-up Line Collectors Gifts

'So...do you bum here often?'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

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'Do you come here often?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

"My wife doesn't understand you."

"You had me at hell."

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your apartment? You might be...your face certainly looks familiar.

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

Bad Pickup Lines #178

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

'Sorry, I don't date men with necks bigger than my waistline.'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

"Hi, I'm an archaeologist. So your life is in ruins."

"Deep down I'm really shallow."