Chat-up Line Critics Gifts

You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you...

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I miss expense accounts."

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

"My wife doesn't understand you."

'I'm in the bog!'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...'

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'So...do you bum here often?'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?

Ice Bar Conversations

'I play a lot of sports.'

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'

"I'm a man of few words, but many numbers."

"I told you never to call me at this number."

'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.'

"Spare a little something for an out of work chat-line girl?"

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you?

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.

I'm sorry, but my do-not-call list includes telemarketers, political organizations, charities and men named Fusco.

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!'

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'?

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!'

'Ever hear the one about the travelling salesman, with £100 and a girl he met in a pub?.'