Chat Up Line Aficionados Gifts

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

Woman on the phone.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Let's just do the top layer."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I'm hexting."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Love at first text.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

"We need to text about our relationship."

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Babel Construction Co.

Airport Literature

Lost ancient text.

'Now that we've invented language, I have to tell her every night where I've BEEN all day!'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

'Mr. Clark will text you now.'