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"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

Woman on the phone.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Let's just do the top layer."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I'm hexting."

Love at first text.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

"We need to text about our relationship."

Where's my nephew, Rudy? Haven't seen him in weeks. He just texted me a minute ago. He said "the elf army let us go. I ran into my old buddy. Russian contact arranged boat to motherland … Please feed all my Sims." If that's not his idea of guy-code for "don't bother me, I'm getting lucky," he's probably had a stroke or something. Oh no, then it had to be a stroke!

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Lost ancient text.

Airport Literature

Babel Construction Co.

'Now that we've invented language, I have to tell her every night where I've BEEN all day!'

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu