Chat-up Line Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you?

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Woman on the phone.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"May I write a poem about you?"

"My wife doesn't understand you."

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

Airport Literature

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

'So...do you bum here often?'

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?