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"Of course I come here often. I'm the barmaid!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Imagine

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

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Silly News.

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"Hold that afterthought!"

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."