'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'
Chat-up Line Expert Gifts
If you know someone who's a master of the perfect pick-up line, surprise them with fun and clever gifts that highlight their flirting finesse. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, our collection celebrates their creative charm and playful personality. Whether they love to joke around or enjoy both the art of conversation and humor, these gifts are sure to bring a smile and showcase their unique flirting style.
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"
"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."
'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'
"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."
"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."
Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?
'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'
"Linda, when answering the phone it's 'Edward Case, Psychiatrist' not Ed Case..."
'What are you doing at the weekend?'
'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '
"My wife doesn't understand you."
'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'
The guy who's always pretending to know what's going on.
"Beats hanging around the water cooler."
Do you cover broken noses...
'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'
'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'
'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'
Lou's Barber Shop Discussions
'So...do you bum here often?'
'Andy, you can be honest with me. Do you think I'd make a good manager?' - 'Why couldn't she just ask me if I like her hairstyle.'
"I don't know the meaning of the word 'enough'."
"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"
"Hot enough for ya'?"
Party Overhead Signs.
"Stick to the script, Larry."
My cell phone minutes don't roll over and I don't want to waste them. That's why I'm dialling random numbers and wishing everyone a good day.
"Okaaay, so 'maybe' I don't 'understand' how air quotes 'work.'"
"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."
How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?
"Sorry - I didn't catch your name."
Chat-up Line Expert Gifts Collection
Chat-up Line Expert Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty chat-up line themes—perfect for sparking smiles every morning.
Chat-up Line Expert Pillows
Find cozy pillows with playful designs that capture the essence of flirtatious fun—perfect for a relaxed, humorous touch.
Chat-up Line Expert Prints
Browse our prints themed around flirtatious charm and clever wit—great for decorating with personality and humor.
Chat-up Line Expert T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that showcase cheeky humor and flirtatious spirit—ideal for those who love to keep things fun and light.