Dating And Pickup Line Critics Pillows

Add some humor to their space with pillows that celebrate the art of criticizing bad pickup lines. Perfect for lounging and bringing a smile to anyone who loves witty banter about dating.

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"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?" mockup

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!" mockup

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.' mockup

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...' mockup

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!' mockup

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

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"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather." mockup

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

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Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage mockup

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

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He's Tasty!

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'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!' mockup

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

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'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!' mockup

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

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"I could get lost in your eyes."

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'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?' mockup

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

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You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes. mockup

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

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"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!" mockup

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

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"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?" mockup

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

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"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

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'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm mockup

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

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'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!' mockup

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

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"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?" mockup

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

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'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.' mockup

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

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"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?" mockup

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

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"May I write a poem about you?"

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"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?"

"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?" mockup

"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?"

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"I hope you won't be offended if I tell you that you have the classic American face."

"I hope you won't be offended if I tell you that you have the classic American face." mockup

"I hope you won't be offended if I tell you that you have the classic American face."

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That dress certainly matches your eyes. mockup

That dress certainly matches your eyes.

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So, your place...or my mother's?

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"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore." mockup

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

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"I like everything except the hot tub. I haven't been varnished in a while."

"I like everything except the hot tub. I haven't been varnished in a while." mockup

"I like everything except the hot tub. I haven't been varnished in a while."

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Sue meets another Winner

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"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"

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'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?' mockup

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

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"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?" mockup

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

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'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'

'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.' mockup

'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'

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Nail says to needle-'Has anyone ever told you that you've got a beautiful eye.'

Nail says to needle-'Has anyone ever told you that you've got a beautiful eye.' mockup

Nail says to needle-'Has anyone ever told you that you've got a beautiful eye.'

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'Your placebo or mine?'

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Dating And Pickup Line Critics Pillows Collection

Dating And Pickup Line Critics Mugs

Discover more humorous mugs designed for those who love to critique or poke fun at pickup lines and dating attempts—perfect for your witty friend or partner.

Dating And Pickup Line Critics Prints

Find the perfect print to decorate their space with humor about dating and pickup line criticism—great for adding a witty touch to any room.

Dating And Pickup Line Critics T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that captures the humor of criticising romantic overtures? Check out our collection of clever tees for those who love witty comebacks.