Dating And Pickup Line Critics T-Shirts

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

He's Tasty!

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"May I write a poem about you?"

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

"I hope you won't be offended if I tell you that you have the classic American face."

"I like everything except the hot tub. I haven't been varnished in a while."

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?"

Sue meets another Winner

That dress certainly matches your eyes.

"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"

So, your place...or my mother's?

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

Nail says to needle-'Has anyone ever told you that you've got a beautiful eye.'

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

'I'm really pleased to meet you, Raymond... Where have you been all of my life, and when are you going back there?'

'Your placebo or mine?'