Chat Circle Enthusiast Gifts

'This isn't ordinary gossip... this is her 'week in review'.'

Woman on the phone.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"She can be outspoken."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

Family Problems

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'She was my silent business partner - then we married and she hasn't shut up since!'

Airport Literature