Chaotic Family Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

The Family Joules: Part 16

Family with pets.

"I need to know who started it."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'They're a very successful family.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

A couple with a new baby

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'