Family Chaos Lover Gifts

The Sausage Party Unexpectedly Terminated

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Call this a present. I hope you kept the receipt!'

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"I need to know who started it."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Family with pets.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Let's get this party started!'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'

"Honey have you seen my phone? I can't find it anywhere...I swear I left it on the coffee table but now it's gone..."

'You were the one who said you'd like him to bring some of his friends home. . .'

"That's the seventh time Dad's waved at me."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'