Chaotic Family Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I need to know who started it."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Family with pets.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'They're a very successful family.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Two children play with a pedal bin

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

A couple with a new baby

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."