Chakra Enthusiast Gifts

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

reincarnated worm...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Show off."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Swing me with your words."

Psychic diving competition.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

At the poetic justice fair.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"You like people and people respond to that."

Third eye

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Your karma will catch up with you!

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"