Mantra Enthusiast Gifts

"One day at a time, that's my motto. It used to be, Catch me if you can."

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'

Fish being eaten, thinking 'Never look back.'

"I work hard and I play hard."

The position carries no health benefits, but we give you a mantra to recite.

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"That's my new mantra. . . 'woulda coulda shoulda'?"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Reading my Critics

reincarnated worm...

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

A Poem about Sand

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."