Mantra Lover Gifts

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Zenemies.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Out of control

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

R.C.I.A.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

'Have you been working out?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Enlightened Cursing

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Working from OM.

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Dangling Carrots

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.